Archive for the ‘Funny’ Category


It’s Bacon Time!

February 21, 2009


I once read that to easily create a successful product, all you needed to do was take something that people like, and just add a clock to it.  Here’s my idea, I wonder if it will take off?


Ding Dong the Dick is DISBARRED!

September 25, 2008


So long Jacky boy!

From Kotaku:

Is it finally game over for Florida lawyer and violent video game opponent Jack Thompson? Judgment has been entered in the case that started last year and came to a head when Judge Dava Tunis recommended permanent disbarment for the bombastic, showboating law man. The court has approved the report and has ordered that JT is official disbarred as of 30 days from today.

The Court approves the corrected referee’s report and John Bruce Thompson is permanently disbarred, effective thirty days from the date of this order so that respondent can close out his practice and protect the interests of existing clients. If respondent notifies the Court in writing that he is no longer practicing and does not need the thirty days to protect existing clients, this Court will enter an order making the permanent disbarment effective immediately. Respondent shall accept no new business from the date this order is filed.


The Website is Down

June 26, 2008

Don’t think, just watch it


Why Every Guy Needs To Buy WiiFit For Their GF

June 1, 2008

Now I just need to get a Wii again… oh and girlfriend too.


Things They Don’t Teach You in Cow School

April 22, 2008

Click on the pic for the full effect.


Posts That Should Be

April 13, 2008

Things I want to write about but have been too lazy too:

  • Fashion over function in futuristic movies.
  • Xbox Live racism.
  • The need for voluntary age separation on Xbox Live.
  • The dangers of taking a train from Penn Station to Seacaucus Junction, and vice versa.
  • Why my PS3 is still collecting dust while my 360 is out for repair.
  • I’m learning ASL (American Sign Language.)
  • I have glasses, where are my amazing new math skills?
  • The iphone, damn you for fixing almost every problem I have with you.
  • New WordPress Dashboard… thanks for rearranging everything after I finally figured out how to use it

Sometime soon, one of these may get written, but I’m sure my next post will likely be another youtube vid.


I May Be Going to Hell

March 16, 2008

[16:26] Me: hey, you do the broadway show thing right?
[16:27] Friend: no
[16:27] Me: damn, my girl has a friend coming to town and they wanna abuse broadway but aren’t sure of the best way to get tickets
[16:27] Friend: your girl?
[16:29] Me: yeah, the russian bride I bought online, didn’t I tell you about Ilona?
[16:29] Friend: no
[16:29] Me: damn, I thought I told everyone
[16:30] Me: bitches come cheap now a days, $500 for their family and a lifetime of broken english fuckin, dumbass spitzer paying $4300 per fuck, dumbass
[16:30] Friend: are you kidding?
[16:31] Me: hardly!  chicks got a body like a super model, barely speaks english, fuck her good enough and she starts spouting shit off in russian, super hot
[16:31] Friend: really?
[16:31] Me: yes really, russian boobs are the best I gotta say
[16:32] Friend: i’m at a loss for words.
[16:32] Me: really, why?
[16:32] Friend: well i just didn’t think you’d need to BUY a girl.
[16:32] Friend: you married now or something?
[16:33] Me: not yet, it’s like a trial period for 3 months to decide if I can put up with her
[16:33] Friend: and you love her?
[16:33] Me: not at the moment but workin on that
[16:34] Friend: so strange
[16:34] Friend: it’s like everyone i know is doing this shit now
[16:34] Friend: don’t you think it’s a bit drastic?
[16:34] Me: really?  who else is doing it?  what site did they use?
[16:34] Friend: no idea
[16:35] Me: I went here
[16:35] Friend: and they fell in love
[16:35] Friend: show me yours
[16:36] Me: one sec
[16:36] Friend: i want to see a photo of llona
[16:37] *** Me wants to directly connect.
[16:37] *** Friend is now directly connected.
[16:37] Me: {Pic Removed}
[16:37] Me: that was the pic from the site
[16:38] Friend: and you’re going to marry this girl?
[16:38] Me: I dunno, thinkin bout it
[16:38] Me: I’ve still got 7 weeks to decide, kinda like an expiration date, I think she turns into a pumpkin if I don’t by then
[16:38] *** Friend direct connection is closed (couldn’t send packet!).
[16:39] Me: still there?
[16:39] Friend: yeah
[16:39] Friend: i’m just confused as hell
[16:39] Me: that’s what I like to hear when I fuck with people hehe
[16:40] Me: 😛
[16:40] Friend: jerk
[16:40] Me: lol