For fuck’s sake people… you need to learn how to use an elevator, and I’m gonna teach you with a knife if I need to.
#1. Pay attention to the call button when you are waiting for an elevator. DO NOT just run to the first door that opens, hold it open, and ask if it’s going your way. I don’t care which direction you want to go, I will say it’s going the other way.
#2. Repeatedly jamming on the close door button does not make the door close. Most of the time that button has been set to only work when the key is inserted. Do you really think that the first 30 times you pushed it you just didn’t push it hard enough?