The End is Nigh

December 18, 2007


Strap in, we’re going for a wild ride.  Kotaku reports that 3D Realms is going to be unveiling a teaser trailer tomorrow for the eternally in production Duke Nuke Em Forever (I’ll spare you the pun in the title.)  10 years in the making, several restarts in production, and who knows how many times screen shots have been leaked onto the internet.

Here’s what I’m trying to figure out, has 3D Realms put out anything in the last 10 years since Duke Nuke Em 3D?  If they have, it’s not been noticeable.  So where the hell are they getting the money to keep this game in production for 10 years?!  I know DN3D sold like hot cakes* but come on!

So for those interested, the apocalypse begins tomorrow at Noon CST (that’d be 1pm here in NYC.)  Will the fabric of the space time continuum unraveled?  Will we even see anything tomorrow?  Will I get killed in a freak train accident on my way to work, thus preventing me from ever catching a glimpse of this game?  Tomorrow we shall see.

* Where the hell does this saying come from?  When in the history of time were hot cakes selling like crazy?  I just don’t get it.


One comment

  1. Didn’t Duke Nukem kind of suck? The Internet and the millions of mouthy gamers that use are the only reason this vaporware has returned.

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